When Xians Attack

6 December 2005 by Bob

Xian FuckheadsJust wanted to give a follow-up for that Kansas Professor:

Kan. Professor Attacked Along Rural Road

LAWRENCE, Kan. (AP) — A college professor whose planned course on creationism and intelligent design was canceled after he derided Christian conservatives said he was beaten by two men along a rural road early Monday. University of Kansas religious studies professor Paul Mirecki said the men referred to the class when they beat him on the head, shoulders and back with their fists, and possibly a metal object, the Lawrence Journal-World reported. “I didn’t know them,” Mirecki said of his assailants, “but I’m sure they knew me.”

Yes, but if I get annoyed with all of this fucking bullshit, it’s really my problem, because I don’t have the love of fucking Jesus in me. (And I’m sure those dudes weren’t REAL xians — right?)

For anyone who happens to wonder why we’re so pissed off on this blog: (1) bullshit like this, and (2) please just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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13 comments to “When Xians Attack”

  1. Sean:

    Oh my dawg. I was afraid of something like that happening.

    Poor guy.

    Fucking xians are filled with hate, aren’t they?

    I mean, really. That’s what it is. Let’s all go to church on Sunday and find out who to hate next.

    This pisses me off big-time.

  2. Rufus:

    Those are good christian men, doing exactly what god wants (except that they didn’t successfully kill the poor professor).

    And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, [and] all the congregation shall certainly stone him…..

  3. Rockstar Ryan:

    I get honks and yells all the time due to the “darwin fish humping a jeebus fish” symbol on the back of my car. I keep wondering if someone’s gonna slash my tires in the name of the LORD (Praise the LORD!)

  4. Sean:

    Marcus lives in Kansas, right? He needs to put together a posse, find these mofos and kick their asses.

    Of course, we “immoral” atheists don’t do shit like this. When was the last time you read a story aout a mob of atheists kicking the living shit out of an xian?

  5. Crystal:

    Bring in the witch trials!

  6. Chris:

    Isn’t that the biggest kick in the ass… the theists carry on about how atheism is bad and hurtful to civilized life… meanwhile they are more often the bad and hurtful part of society. Not only did they turn it around on us but they did it with perfect success. The general concensis is that theists are generally good and atheists are generally bad people. It’s so ironic that it seems impossible… yet we live it.

  7. Marcus:

    I was at a rest stop on I-70 when some woman tried to witness me- I said, “I’m sorry, but I’m an atheist and you’re bothering me right now.” At this comment, her face turned red and she walked away. Unfortunately, she went to get her asshat husband who approached to tell me that I was going to “burn in hell” and also comment that “I should kick your ass you little son of a bitch.” This state is still trapped in the neaderthal vigilante mentality of physically punishing anyone individual that might insult. It’s like living in a state full of retarded high school boys. Seriously, I saw some random guy get into a fight because he didn’t hold the door for some moron’s girl-friend. This state is nucking futs.

  8. Crystal:

    Found another quote from CBS news:

    Sen. Kay O’Connor, a Mirecki critic, said there is no excuse for someone physically assaulting the professor - regardless of their politics.

    “I have zero tolerance for thugs,” she said. “There is never an excuse to behave in such a manner. This was just thugs. They used a flimsy excuse, if they had one, to behave as thugs. They can talk about the ID (intelligent design) course if they want to, but that’s not an excuse.”

    Yes, these were simply “thugs” that attacked an innocent man and used the ID debate as an excuse. Good defense for your christian friends. Too bad we know that this is how these people actually react when their beliefs are questioned…

  9. Chris:

    They act out of fear …the thought of a world without big daddy is so frightening that they need to lash out in order to keep themselves from being scared.

    I mean what would they ever do in a world without gawd… how would they know right from wrong …how could they ever explain their existence …what the hell would they do on Sunday morning? So many questions in a world without jeebus!

  10. Rockstar Ryan:

    So many questions in a world without jeebus!

    And so many jeebuses in a world without questions. Therein lies the problem

  11. Sean:

    Man… I am not a violent individual by a long shot. But at 6′6″ tall and 270 lbs., I almost feel like it is my duty to leave the unchalleging Left Coast and settle in one of these places like a knight on the front lines. Believe me, people think twice before attacking a dude like me. I could just blab offensive shit all day long and get away with it. What fun!

  12. Lya:

    unless they had a gun. Or a bomb - let’s not forget our extrememist religious friends love blowing up infidels.

  13. Neil Reinhardt:

    Sean,

    I do not care how tough or big you are, some stupid ass Programmed Religious Robot with a shotgun and a pistol is lible to blow you away like the over 45 year old former Eagle Scout just did to a 62 year old when the guy said he was an Atheist.

    Neil C. Reinhardt